To be blunt, Jeff and Britta is no Ross and Rachel. Your chemistry and sexual tension are putting us all on edge, which is ironically, and hear this on every level, you're keeping us from being friends.

Abed

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Community Season 1 Episode 22: "Modern Warfare"
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Community
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Community Season 1 Episode 22 Quotes

My boys are going to make me breakfast in bed for mother's day. Well, actually I'm goin' to make the breakfast and get in bed, but they're going to bring it to me.

Shirley

Just pork her and move on. That's how we did it in my day.

Pierce [to Jeff, regarding Britta]