To recoup their losses, I am planning a little charity auction, ...

To recoup their losses, I am planning a little charity auction, where people from all over Scranton can come and bid on our goods and services. I'm calling it crime-aid. It's like farm aid, but instead of farms fighting against AIDS, it is us fighting against our own poverty.

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Michael Scott
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The Office Season 5 Episode 5: "Crime Aid"
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The Office
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