What's gonna be open on Christmas? A gas station, drug store, Israel?

Penny
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Happy Endings Season 3 Episode 7 Quotes

I still can't believe you lied to me about your birthday. I thought you were older than me. I thought I was married to a MILF. Now all those fantasies about her about being my dad's new wife, giving me a bath and swaddling me, don't make sense.

Brad [to Jane]

Jane and Alex's parents are going to sex camp.

Brad
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