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You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off.

Mike

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Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's ... we call it The Situation.

Mike

I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I'm hot.

Angie