Carl: You know how when I go to get a milkshake and you say no?
Mike: Yeah.
Carl: And if I came back without one for you, you'd get all grumpy and mad.
Mike: Well, we've been together a long time and I don't think I should have to ask.
Carl: That's why I always get two milkshakes. Otherwise, I'd have to get a second straw and share with you, and that's a race I cannot win.