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Elaine: You left your door open.
Joe Davola: I know, I like to encourage intruders.


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Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 9 Quotes

I don't like the opera. What are they singing for? Who sings? You got something to say, say it.

Jerry

(to a police officer) But officer, he threatened me. I don't understand, that's not right. What if it was the President of the United States, I bet you'd investigate. Well, so what? What's the difference? I'm a comedian of the United States. And I'll tell you, I'm under just as much pressure.

Jerry