Your brain screws you up Ted. It gets in the way. It happened wi...

Your brain screws you up Ted. It gets in the way. It happened with Robin, it happened with half-boob... and it's gonna keep on happening until you power down that bucket of neurosis, inebriation style

Barney

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Character:
Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 10: "The Pineapple Incident"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 10 Quotes

[on his theory, Carl, the bar tender is a vampire]
Marshall: OK, think about this, is there even a single item on the menu that has garlic in it?
Lily: Garlic fries.
Marshall: OK, well, I'll get back to you

Lily: These look kinda like blood.
Marshall: OK, I know that you've all dismissed this theory before, but is there any chance that Carl is a vampire?
Barney: That's ridiculous.
Marshall: I'm serious. Think about it. He always wears black, we never see him in the daylight, only after dark.
Robin: Oh my God, that does describe a vampire, or you know, a bartender

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