Jack: All of my summer replacement shows were big hits - America's Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than A Dog, MILF Island. Liz: MILF Island? Jack: 25 super hot moms, 50 eighth grade boys, no rules. Liz: Oh yeah, didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute? Jack: That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring MILF.