Lois gets a job as the Church organist and the family starts going to Church again. After getting sick at communion, the Church assumes Stewie is the devil and they chase him to Texas. While there, Peter fits in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into George W.'s home.
Brian: Can you believe that cashier's accent? "Would you like some change for you?"
Stewie: If it weren't for 9/11, they'd be adorable!
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(snores) "18% approval ratings"... How'd you like 18% of my foot up your ass?Dick Chaney
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