Family Guy Season 7 Episode 6
Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
Peter does everything so he can to receive a promotion at work but he must first be sent back to repeat the third grade in order to qualify. Meanwhile Frank Sinatra, Jr. returns to Quahog to buy the local nightclub with Brian and make it the hottest new spot in town but Stewie has a few ideas of his own.
Tom: Okay, our next spelling bee contestant is Omar Mahajar-ifaah... something September 11thy. All right, Omar, your word is "candy".
Omar: Candy. C-A-N-D-Y. Candy.
Tom: That's correct. Our next contestant is Peter Griffin.
[Peter comes up to the microphone]
Tom: Peter, your word is "tree".
Peter: Can you use it in a sentence please?
Tom: There is a tree by the lake.
Peter: Huh. Can you use it in a dirty sentence?
Tom: I like to bring transient hookers to the old oak tree where I asphixiate myself at the same time I'm watching them have sex with each other.
Peter: T-R-E-E. Tree.
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Tom: We're now down to our final two competitors: Peter Griffin and Omar North Tower. Omar, you'll be going first. Your word is "coagulate".
Tom: Ooh! I'm sorry, Omar! [mutters under his breath] Bet you could spell "box cutter".
Omar: I'm nine years old, and I'm Indian! Ugh!
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