When Quahog is making an American version of his favorite British television show, Jolly Farm Revue, he goes to audition. When Stewie learns they're not casting any more boys, Stewie dresses as a girl, Karina Smirnoff, and successfully wins the part. However, when Stewie falls for his castmate, Julie, and eventually comes out as a boy.
Meanwhile, Peter and Lois are shocked to see Meg has a new boyfriend, Anthony, who is completely normal. When Peter makes Lois feel old, she decides to have an affair with Anthony on Bonnie's advice. Meg walks in on Meg kisisng Anthony before anything else can happen. When Lois tells Peter, he admits he was just calling her old because he feels old himself.
Peter: She ain't what she used to be. Once you get those pants off it's like two sagging breast hams and a slice of pizza.
Lois: Thank you, Peter, that makes me feel terrific.
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Peter: Lois, you have a gray hair.
Peter: Inch and a half left of your part.
Lois: Oh my god, you're right.
Peter: You know I don't mind so much that you're aging, it's just the way you're shoving it down my throat.
Lois: Screw you Peter.
Peter: Wow, not today.
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