Family Guy Season 8

"Something, Something, Something, Dark Side"

Family Guy retells the story of the classic Star Wars movie, The Empire Strikes Back. Luke Skywalker (Chris) must train with Yoda (Carl) to save his friends.

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"The Splendid Source"

Peter and the guys try to find the original source of a joke and their trip finds them in Virginia where they meet Cleveland's new family.

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"Quagmire's Dad"

Quagmire's dad, Lt. Col. Dan Quagmire, comes to visit and decides to get a sex change.

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"Brian and Stewie"

Brian and Stewie get locked in a bank vault for 2 days during the 150th episode of Family Guy.

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"April in Quahog"

Quahog 5 News pulls an elaborate April Fool's joke where they claim a fake end-of-the-world scenario.

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"Brian Griffin's House of Payne"

Brian's script for a television drama pilot is picked up by CBS; Meg and Chris accidentally knock Stewie unconscious and try and cover it up.

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"Peter-assment"

Peter becomes a paparazzo in the first half and later gets sexually harassed by his boss at the brewery, Angela (Carrie Fischer).

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"Go Stewie Go"

Stewie dresses as a girl, Karina Smirnoff, to get a part on his favorite show, Jolly Farm Revue; Lois seduces Meg's new boyfriend,

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"Extra Large Medium"

After being lost in the woods for days, Stewie encourage Chris to profess his love to his crush; Peter thinks he's a psychic.

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"Dial Meg for Murder"

When Meg gets busted for hiding her jail bird boyfriend, Luke (Chace Crawford) in her house she goes to jail and returns hard.

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"Big Man on Hippocampus"

When Peter gets in a fight with Richard Dawson on Family Feud, he gets Amnesia and needs to get his memory back before he loses Lois to Quagmire.

"Business Guy"

After Peter throws a wild bachelor party, Carter slips into a deep coma that even Dr. House cannot rescue him from. Peter convinces Lois to let him run Carter's company, Pewterschmidt Industries.

"Dog Gone"

After Brian accidentally kills another dog, he tries to convince everyone a dog's life is as valuable as a human; Lois hires a maid that doesn't listen to Peter.

"Jerome is the New Black"

Peter and the guys interview new potential friends to fill the void left by Cleveland and find a potential in Jerome. Brian tries to figure out why Quagmire hates him.

"Quagmire's Baby"

Quagmire becomes a single parent when he discovers a baby of his on the door step; Stewie makes a clone of himself.

"Hannah Banana"

Stewie makes Brian help him meet his favorite teen idol, Miley Cyrus. Chris tries to prove to the family the monkey in his closet is real.

"Brian's Got a Brand New Bag"

When Brian's romance with an older woman gets serious, the whole Griffin family makes fun of him.

"Spies Reminiscent of Us"

Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase guest starred as themselves and moved into Cleveland's old home. Stewie and Brian discover they're spies and join them in a mission in Russia

"Family Goy"

Peter has an affair with a Kathy Ireland cutout; Lois discovers she's Jewish and Peter embraces it more than her

"Road to the Multiverse"

Brian and Stewie go on a road trip though other parallel universes using a remote control that Stewie finds. When Brian breaks the remote, the two have to find their way back.

Show:
Family Guy
Season:
8
Air Dates:
to
Total Episodes:
20

Family Guy Season 8 Quotes

Thanks honey, say hi to your husband. [device on his belt beeps] Oh, I've got AIDS again, better take my NyQuil Cold, Flu and AIDS. [takes pill] All gone!

Quagmire

Carnie: Step right up, step right up! You won't believe your eyes. Step right up and see the amazing half man, half clam.
Peter: What a ripoff, it's just Kim Cattrall sitting Indian style