Family Guy Reviews

On the season finale of Family Guy, Stewie wished he'd never been born. So he decided to use his time machine to prevent his own birth. Nothing could go wrong with that, right?
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This week on Family Guy, Cleveland finally returned to Quahog. But was picking up where he left off harder than he expected? Find out in our review!
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This week on Family Guy, Meg and Peter finally bonded - perhaps a little too hard. Is there such a thing as too much parental love? Find out in our review!
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Announcer: We now return to Morgan Freeman starring in "The Narrator."
Morgan Freeman: Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed the sound of my voice. And I figured you either get busy talkin or you get busy dyin'. The work is really quite easy. Why even right now I'm just sitting in a chair, sipping some tea and reading from a script. The wall is covered in something that resembles egg crates except they're soft and spongy, like a twinkie...like a twinkie.