Family Guy Reviews

On the season finale of Family Guy, Stewie wished he'd never been born. So he decided to use his time machine to prevent his own birth. Nothing could go wrong with that, right?
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This week on Family Guy, Cleveland finally returned to Quahog. But was picking up where he left off harder than he expected? Find out in our review!
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This week on Family Guy, Meg and Peter finally bonded - perhaps a little too hard. Is there such a thing as too much parental love? Find out in our review!
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Family Guy Quotes

Chris: Mr. Woods. How do I get a girl to like me?
James Woods: Oh Chris, I'm your father, call me "dad".
Chris: Um, okay, dad. How do I get a girl to like me?
James Woods: Well, there's a number of ways Chris. Uh, for example, Kate Moss and I had the same coke supplier, and he threw a punch social one day, and we both happened to be there, and the next thing you know, we're both in the back room, slam bang. I went bareback, babe.
Chris: Wow, she sounds like a class act.
James Woods: No, not at all Chris. No, not at all.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)