Family Guy Reviews

This week on Family Guy, Peter became more intelligent in order to impress Lois. But was becoming more intelligent actually a dumb idea? Find out in our review!
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This week on Family Guy, Stewie caught herpes from Brian and Peter lost his favorite bar booth. Chaos! Were the Griffin men able to restore order to their lives? Find out in our review!
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On the season finale of Family Guy, Brian and Stewie get both lucky and unlucky in Vegas thanks to a teleporter mishap; then Peter tries to help his father-in-law get into an exclusive country club he has inexplicably become a member of.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Announcer: We now return to Morgan Freeman starring in "The Narrator."
Morgan Freeman: Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed the sound of my voice. And I figured you either get busy talkin or you get busy dyin'. The work is really quite easy. Why even right now I'm just sitting in a chair, sipping some tea and reading from a script. The wall is covered in something that resembles egg crates except they're soft and spongy, like a twinkie...like a twinkie.