Bret and Jermaine the Shepherds
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"Evicted"
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Bret and Jermaine get evicted from their apartment and try to put on a musical.

Dave and Jermaine the Wingmen
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"Wingmen"
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Dave and Jermaine become Bret's wingmen to help him pick up the girl that works at the local pet store.

Conchords Look Cool
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"NewZealandTown"
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The Conchords discover style when they find gel; Murray tries to set up New Zealand Town in New York.

The Prime Minister of New Zealand
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"Prime Minister"
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Murray attempts to arrange a presidential meeting for the visiting Prime Minister of New Zealand. Jermaine and Bret perform as a Simon and Garfunkel tribute band.

Bret, Jermaine and Brahbrah
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"Love Is a Weapon of Choice"
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Bret and Jermaine both fall for a woman, Brahbrah (Kristen Wig) who's missing dog as epilepsy. Desperate to impress her, the two guys throw a benefit supporting epileptic dogs.

Bret Gets Duct Taped
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"Unnatural Love"
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After a one night stand, Jermaine is horrified to find out he slept with an Austalian.

Murray, Bret and Jermaine Become Friends
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"Murray Takes It to the Next Level"
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Murray tries to take his friendship with Bret and Jermaine to the next level from "work mates" to "colleagues." Meanwhile, Mel demands an apology from Bret for something he did in her dream.

Bret and His Gang
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"The Tough Brets"
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After "dissing" rappers in a song they played at a local public library gig, Bret starts a gang when he fears for his safety.

Bret Sells Straws, His Boy
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"The New Cup"
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Bret and Jermaine run into money problems after Bret splurges and buys a second tea cup.

Bret and Jermaine Sell Jingles
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"A Good Opportunity"
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Breat and Jermaine fire Murray when he ignores them to focus on his hit band, the Crazy Dogggz. After firing him, they receive an offer to write a jingle for a commercial.

Flight of the Conchords Quotes

Mugger: What is this? Why does this phone have a camera glued to it?
Bret: It's a camera phone. Jemaine wanted one for his birthday.
Mugger [to other mugger]: Look at this. [To Bret]: Oh yeah? Where'd you get it?
Bret: I made it. It's homemade.
Mugger: Yeah, it's a piece of shit.
Bret: Well, how come Jemaine likes it so much?
Jemaine: You can have it

Jemaine: I think I know where I went wrong last night.
Bret: Yeah?
Jemaine: Yeah, Sally wanted to leave when you turned the light on. I think she found it weird - the whole thing with you there with the - with the light ... on.
Bret: Yeah, I think it might also be because she and I used to go out.
Jemaine: Yeah. It's 'cause you and her used to go out, but also because of the thing with the light. She's thinking, "Oh this is a nice situation." But then, "Ugh, who-- who turned on the light?"
Bret: Yeah. Yeah, maybe. But I think it's mainly because her and I used to go out... for like six months.
Jemaine: Yeah, well -- yeah, it's mainly because you used to go out, but also mainly because of the whole situation with the light.
Bret: Yeah, but the last thing you want to see when you're hooking up is your ex in the same room.
Jemaine: Yeah, and you also don't want to be startled by a light, do you?