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It’s Friday the 13th and Dennis is on a mission to ensure his ex-wife Maureen Ponderosa marries Liam McPoyle, so he crashes their wedding. However,  Frank has other intentions thanks to Liam’s dependent brother (and suspected lover), Ryan. It doesn’t get much weirder or scarier than a McPoyle-Ponderosa wedding especially when The Gang ends up arrested on charges of mass homicide. The fingers of blame fly as The Gang tries to get their story straight to the cops; it's a story that includes vampires, zombies, and 'enhancements'. 

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 8 Episode 3 Quotes

Frank: (*after a bat bites him*) I just got tagged by a bat! I got tagged! Suck out the poison, Dee! I'll give you $200 if you suck it out.
(*Dee sucks on Frank's head*)
Frank: Suck it harder!
Mac: Did you swallow it?!
Dee: Yeah, I swallowed it.
Mac: Make yourself throw up!
Charlie: You swallowed the poison!
Dennis: Bats don't have poison!

Dennis: Wait, Liam - you're marrying Maureen?
Liam: Oh yeah, big time. Don't be jelly.
Dennis: Why are you doing this? What's your angle?
Liam: Oldest angle in the book, my friend... (*grunts*) Llllove.

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