Orange is the New Black Season 3

"Trust No Bitch"

Miracles and converstions occur, but Piper and Caputo know that some situations can't be dealt with through spiritual means.

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"Don't Make Me Come Back There"

Daya goes into labor. Sophia suffers a hate crime. Stella helps Piper with a business snag. Taystee takes on a new role.

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"We Can Be Heroes"

Caputo’s history of nice guys finish last is revealed. The correctional officers want to unionize. Angie is accidently released from prison.

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"A Tittin' and A Hairin'"

Pennsatucky, Piper, Crazy Eyes and Lorna get closer with their new admirers. Tensions between Sophia and Gloria, and Alex and Lolly escalate.

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"Where My Dreidel At"

Too many inmates seem to be getting religion, so a rabbi comes to visit and Leanne tries to organize Norma's followers.

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"Fear, and Other Smells"

Alex becomes paranoid when she sees Lolly everywhere. Crazy Eyes’ erotic fiction is a hit with the inmates. Pennsatucky makes a new friend. Daya comes clean about the baby.

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Norma's popularity grows as more inmates think she is a spiritual force. Caputo worries about the new hires. Piper starts a new business venture.

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"Ching Chong Chang"

Regime change isn't going over well with the staff, but Red makes it work for her. Lorna finds a way to meet men. Chang shows her private side.

"Fake It Till You Fake It Some More"

Rumors fly among the inmates about a new, higher-paying job assignment, especially when they have to take a test for it.

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"Finger In The Dyke"

Big Boo works on a new way to make money. Daya's fears about Bennett and Crazy Eyes' denial about Vee come to a head. Caputo tries to save the prison from closing.

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"Empathy Is a Boner Killer"

Nicky finds herself in a complicated situation regarding her stash. Alex and Piper work out their issues in drama class.

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"Bed Bugs and Beyond"

Tempers flare when bed bugs invade, as Alex cracks, Red lashes out at Piper, Aleida interferes with Daya and Bennett, and Caputo gets bad news.

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"Mother's Day"

Caputo's kinder, gentler new regime includes organizing a Mother's Day fair for the inmates that brings up a LOT of mixed feelings about family.

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Show:
Season:
3
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Total Episodes:
13

Orange is the New Black Season 3 Quotes

No, in your heart of hearts, you know as well as I do, red velvet is bullsh*t. It tastes like Play-Doh. It is not velvety. And the only thing that's good about it is the cream cheese frosting, which is mean to live on top of carrot cake, like God intended.

O'Neill

Maybe you should stop punishing yourself. I mean, what does a good mother do? A good mother does what's best for her children. And maybe what was best for your children was wipin' 'em out before they had to lead miserable f*cking lives.

Big Boo