Recap

Jerry and George's free massages don't go as planned when Jerry's masseusse thinks he's crazy and George ends up getting a male masseur.  Meanwhile, Kramer is convinced he sees Joe DeMaggio at a local donut store.

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Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

George: A man gave me a massage.
Jerry: So?
George: So he had his hands and, uh, he was
Jerry: He was what?
George: He was touching and rubbing.

Raymond: (massaging George's hamstring) How did you do this?
George: (VERY tense) Do what?
Raymond: How did you hurt your hamstring?
George: (quickly) I dunno
Raymond: You don't know?
George: I dunno
Raymond: Okay, where did this happen?
George: (Quickly again) Korea.
Raymond: Korea?
George: Korea.
Raymond: You hurt yourself in Korea?
George: I dunno.