Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 1: "The Note" Quotes
I think it moved.George
George: A man gave me a massage.
George: So he had his hands and, uh, he was
Jerry: He was what?
George: He was touching and rubbing.
I can't get a massage from a man.George
George: (talking about getting a message from a man) What if it feels good?
Elaine: It's supposed to feel good.
George: I don't want it to feel good!
George: Men have been popping into my sexual fantasies. All of a sudden, I'll be in the middle.
Elaine: Of what? Oh.
George: And a guy will appear from out of nowhere. I say "Get out of here! What do you want? You don't belong here!"
Pam: I hope you're both happy.
Jerry: I'm not happy.
George: Me neither. I've never been happy.
Jerry: I mean I'm happy sometimes, but not now.
George: In college, maybe. Those were fun times.
Jerry: Yeah, college was fun.
I've always been a stall man.George
Why can't Joe DiMaggio have a donut like everyone else?Kramer
George: One of those kids called me a "Mary."Elaine: A what?George: I was jumping over a puddle and for some reason I went like this. They called me a "Mary." So I chased them, and I tripped and I fell.
George: What if it feels good?Elaine: It's supposed to feel good.George: I don't want it to feel good.
How can you do that to your friend! He's got a wife, kids...and a lot of other stuff! Yeee-eah...Kramer
Elaine: She doesn't want to hear that, that was stupid.Jerry: I know it was stupid.Elaine: Really stupid...