Seinfeld "The Note" Quotes
George: I think it moved.
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George: I've shifted, this was a move!
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George: It was imperceptible, but I felt it!
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Roy: Don't mind her.Jerry: Oh please, I love her.George: I've just met her, but I'm very impressed.
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Raymond: I used to be a flight attendant.George: Oh boy.Raymond: Ya know, why don't you open those pants, it's gonna be a lot easier that way.
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Elaine: She doesn't want to hear that, that was stupid.Jerry: I know it was stupid.Elaine: Really stupid...
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Kramer: How can you do that to your friend! He's got a wife, kids...and a lot of other stuff! Yeee-eah...
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George: What if it feels good?Elaine: It's supposed to feel good.George: I don't want it to feel good.
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George: One of those kids called me a "Mary."Elaine: A what?George: I was jumping over a puddle and for some reason I went like this. They called me a "Mary." So I chased them, and I tripped and I fell.
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Kramer: Why can't Joe DiMaggio have a donut like everyone else?
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Total Quotes: 17