The Suicide Picture
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After Jerry's neighbor attempts suicide, his girlfriend his on Jerry; Elaine fasts for an X-Ray and ends up hallucinating.

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Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 15 Quotes

Jerry: Let me ask you a question. If you named a kid Rasputin do you think that would have a negative effect on his life?
Elaine: Nah.

The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since one-hour martinizing.

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