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Seinfeld "The Pilot" Picture
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George and Jerry begin casting for the pilot.  George is upset about the casting of his alter ego; NBC exec Russel Dalrymple becomes obsessed with Elaine.

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23

Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 23 Quotes

Jerry: (to George) You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweat pants? You're telling the world: I give up! I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.

George: God would never let me be successful; he'd kill me first. He'd never let me be happy.
Therapist: I thought you didn't believe in God?
George: I do for the bad things.