The boys are partnered with Tweek to write a current events papers and he suggests they write about "Underpants Gnomes." Meanwhile, Tweek's parents' coffee shop is being threatened by a big corporate shop.
Stan: Okay we have to do this stupid report so... (Tweek freaks out) So let's figure out what to do it about. (long pause) Cartman: How about we do it on that Raymond guy on TV, you know everyone loves Raymond. Kyle: No, Cartman, we can't do it on Raymond again. It has to be on a current event in South Park.
Mrs. Tweek: Oh hello son. How was your day? Tweek: Arghhh! Mrs. Tweek: Who are your little friends? Tweek: What do you mean? Kyle: We're his oral report buddies. Stan: Yeah, we have to stay up all night to write it. Mrs. Tweek: Well have some coffee boys. I'll brew up another pot for later. Kyle: Coffee? I don't think I like coffee. Mrs. Tweek: Oh you'll like this coffee, it's fresh. Mr. Tweek: Country fresh, like the morning after a rainstorm. Stan: Okay.