On the season seven premiere...
- Dunder Mifflin performs a lip dub version of Nobody But Me throughout the office.
- Gabe is now dating Erin, and Andy is suppressing a lot of rage in order to deal with it.
- Jim tries to pull a prank on Dwight and his huge key ring, but Pam ruins it. She then pulls a prank of her own, switching all of the elevator buttons on Dwight.
- Michael has hired a new assistant for the office, his nephew. Nobody likes him and he's terrible at his job, but Michael can't fire him because he's related to him.
- Michael finally gets tired of his nephew and spanks him in front of the entire office. The kid runs away.
Hey, Dwight I don't know if you've heard, but we're supposed to be drinking out of weird back packs instead of cups like regular people...oh you did hear.Jim
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...because I had a great summer. I got Wes Nile Virus. Lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. Stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected even though I peed on it. Saw Inception, or at least I dreamt I did.Michael
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