The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 4
I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
While waiting in line at the bank, Marge befriends a man named Dwight, who later holds up the bank. Marge manages to convinces him to turn himself in, with the promise that she would visit him in prison if he does. Despite his turning himself in, Homer convinces Marge that Dwight will not expect her, so Marge, too frightened to go to prison, does not fulfill her promise and Dwight breaks out looking for her. After stalking her in various places, Dwight kidnaps Marge.
Marge: Homer, you cannot miss Lisa's big day. And you have to come sober!
Homer: American sober or Irish sober?
Marge: Point zero eight sober.
Homer: Point one five.
Marge: Point zero nine.
Homer: Point one oh, with a stomach full of bread. My final offer.
Marge: (Groans) Deal.
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Marge: You have to be there! You missed way too many precious moments in the childrens' lives.
Homer: What?! Name twelve!
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