Recap

Milhouse falls in love with the new girl, Samantha Stankey, making Bart jealous.  He calls the girl's father and when he takers her away, Bart and Milhouse get into a huge fight.  Meanwhile, Homer orders subliminal weight loss audio tapes, but is sent one to help him increase his vocabulary by accident.

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23

The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 23 Quotes

Mr. Stanky: Samantha, you're my little girl, and sometimes my imagination runs away with me. Just, just tell me what happened.
Samantha: Well Milhouse and I
Mr. Stanky: That's enough!

Lisa: Dad, do you know what today is?
Homer: The vernal equinox?
Lisa: No! It's been two weeks since you got that tape. Let's get you on the scale!
(Homer gets on the scale)
You've gained thirteen pounds.
Homer: Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them!
(discards tape)