Milhouse falls in love with the new girl, Samantha Stankey, making Bart jealous.  He calls the girl's father and when he takers her away, Bart and Milhouse get into a huge fight.  Meanwhile, Homer orders subliminal weight loss audio tapes, but is sent one to help him increase his vocabulary by accident.

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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 23 Quotes

Homer: Marge, where's that... metal... dealy... you use to... dig... food?
Marge: You mean a spoon?
Homer: Yeah yeah yeah!

Mr. Stanky: Samantha, you're my little girl, and sometimes my imagination runs away with me. Just, just tell me what happened.
Samantha: Well Milhouse and I
Mr. Stanky: That's enough!