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Milhouse falls in love with the new girl, Samantha Stankey, making Bart jealous. Meanwhile, Homer orders subliminal weight loss audio tapes, but is sent one to help him increase his vocabulary.
When Otto crashes the school bus, it's revealed he's never actually had a driver's license, getting him fired. Otto comes to stay with the Simpsons.
Selma reveals she has a new boyfriend from the prison pen pal system... Sideshow Bob! Although Bart suspects he's still evil, Bob proves to everyone else he's changed.
When Homer and Marge fight, Homer heads to a local redneck bar where he meets a beautiful bartender, Lurleen Lumpkin (Beverly D'Angelo), who he begins to manage into a successful singing career.
When Santa's Little Helper falls ill and needs an expensive operation, the whole family makes budget cuts. The family ends up resenting a saved Helper, causing him to run away.
When a school vocational test reveals Bart should be a police officer and Lisa a homemaker, Bart's grades improve and he's named hall monitor while Lisa becomes a troublemaker.
When the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant softball team proves to be pretty decent with Homer as the star player, Homer makes a bet with the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant owner.
Mrs. Krabappel sentence Bart to a month of detention and he seeks revenge by responding to a personal ad of hers using phony love letters.
The family's dependence on Marge sends her stressed self to a spa for a break. Homer, meanwhile, has to take care of Maggie while Bart and Lisa spend time with Patty and Selma.
When Homer learns that Lisa is able to pick the winning football teams, he begins to bond with her over sports.
Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
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Homer: Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
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