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Watch The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 13
"Homer and Apu"
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After getting food poisoning from the Kwik-E-Mart, Homer teams up with Kent Brockman to report Apu and gets him fired.

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Watch The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 5
"Treehouse of Horror IV""
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Bart tells three scary stories: The Devil and Homer Simpson, Terror at 5 1/2 Feet, and Bart Simpson's Dracula.

The Simpsons Season 5 Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.