Rose [about Sherri]: Oh, Charlie, you don't need a girl like that. You could do so much better. Charlie: You're right, I can. She doesn't call when she says she will, she won't let me sleep over, she's obviously seeing other guys, so why can't I get her out of my head? Rose: That's not where I was going, but let's review. She's gorgeous, but she's also self-centered, she's promiscuous, she's commitment-phobic... Charlie: Oh, my God! Rose: What? Charlie: I'm dating myself. No wonder the sex is so good
Charlie: A woman's much more relaxed and comfortable in her own surroundings. Plus, the minute she falls asleep, I can hit the bricks. Alan: That's lovely. It's a shame you don't work for Hallmark. Charlie: Yeah, I'll bet those guys get laid like crazy.