Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 16
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
When Judith decides to take a vacation, Alan has to take care of Jake during the week and finds out it's more work than he thought. When his IRS audit forces Charlie to take care of Jake, he doesn't do much better.
Berta: Show of handsâ€”who spent their day pre-soaking the shorts of a kid who leaves more skid marks than a getaway car? [Berta raises her hand] That's what I thought. Now, if you ladies will excuse me. I have three buses to catch. [Berta leaves]
Charlie: I bet she catches them by hand
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Jake: Can I have some privacy, please?
Charlie: For what? You're eleven.
Jake: That's close to puberty
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