Two and a Half Men

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Recap

When Judith decides to take a vacation, Alan has to take care of Jake during the week and finds out it's more work than he thought.  When his IRS audit forces Charlie to take care of Jake, he doesn't do much better.

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16

Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 16 Quotes

Berta: Show of hands—who spent their day pre-soaking the shorts of a kid who leaves more skid marks than a getaway car? [Berta raises her hand] That's what I thought. Now, if you ladies will excuse me. I have three buses to catch. [Berta leaves]
Charlie: I bet she catches them by hand

Jake: Can I have some privacy, please?
Charlie: For what? You're eleven.
Jake: That's close to puberty