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When one of Charlie's old wing men (Emilio Estevez) dies while talking to Charlie, he rethinks his life and ends up almost proposing to Rose.

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11

Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 11 Quotes

Charlie: I'm gonna leave this world the way I came in.
Alan: By Caesarean section?
Charlie: Alone.

What can I say about Charlie? So many words come to mind, but so few that you can say in church. But we'll give it a shot. Charlie was a man of love. He loved his friends, he loved his family, but most of all he loved his penis, the only part of him that ever had an actual job. Anyway this was a man that was so full of love that it would actually ooze out of him, at which point he would see a doctor. But I kid the deceased whoremonger.

Alan
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