Alan: So, what are you going to do? You gonna go to a sperm bank? Charlie: Well, I tried to talk her into a direct deposit. You know, straight from the tap. But she really dug in her heels. And not in a good way. Alan: And you're okay with it? Charlie: Well, why not? I've sent billions of solders out there. It's time for one of them to finally take the hill
Charlie: How about a quickie for old times sake? Mia: Oh, please. Charlie, I think you're a terrific guy. You're smart, and handsome, and talented... Charlie: All good arguments for the quickie. Mia: Will you let me finish? Charlie: Didn't I always?