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Charlie finally realizes why he can't have a lasting relationship... his mother! Jake asks Charlie advice about a girl at school he's interested in.

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Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

I just want to get my mother out of my head. I don't want to quit drinking or gambling or none of that good stuff

Charlie [to Rose]

Charlie: Of all the women I know, you're the only one I truly trust, Rose.
Rose: Personally, I find that very flattering, but professionally, I find it very disturbing