Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Mondays 9:00 PM on CBS

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Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky" Quotes

Rose: Isn't your mental and emotional well-being more important than a couple of fleeting orgasms?
Charlie: It's not even more important than one
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jake: Uncle Charlie, I have to tell you about what happened at school today.
Charlie: You made the honor roll?
Jake: What's that?
Charlie: Forget it
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Colleen: All men have performance issues, every now and then.
Charlie: It's not a problem until we give up. Right now, it's just really long foreplay
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie [to Rose]: I just want to get my mother out of my head. I don't want to quit drinking or gambling or none of that good stuff
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie: Of all the women I know, you're the only one I truly trust, Rose.
Rose: Personally, I find that very flattering, but professionally, I find it very disturbing
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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