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Two and a Half Men Details

Two and a Half Men is the story of the ultimate wealthy bachelor, Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen), who is forced to take in his newly seperate brother, Alan (Jon Cryer) and his ten year old son Jake (Angus T. Jones)

Other main characters in the show include their sarcastic, unattractive maid, Berta (Conchata Ferrell), Alan's first ex-wife, Judith (Marin Hinkle), and the boys' bitchy mother, Evelyn Harper (Holland Taylor).

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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Charlie: Let me tell you something about feelings. Feelings are like your mother's breasts. You know where they are, but they're best left unfelt.
Rose: It's an interesting analogy, but may I point out that a mother's breasts are a source for nourishment and comfort?
Charlie: Yeah, well, my mother's breasts were a source of silicone and Russian vodka

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