Quotables from Week Ending Feb. 26, 2015

Ra's al Ghul: You tasted death and you wanted more, but the truth is everyone and everything must come to an end. Even for one such as me. Oliver: Kill me, but spare John Diggle's life. Let him go. I will beg for it. Ra's al Ghul: You have shown tremendous strength, fortitude, power. No, Mr. Queen. I don't want to kill you. I want you to take my place. I want you to become the next Ra's al Ghul.

Rick Castle: Checking you for bites and scratches. Just making sure you didn’t somehow get impregnated. ------ Kate Beckett: If you think that’s how I’d get pregnant we need to talk.

Harvey: Donna, you know I love you.

Athos: This woman is a liar and a cheat, why should we trust her? ------ Milady: Aramis is dead, the King is in terrible danger, but by all means let's discuss my moral character. We have all day.

Peggy: I don't need a congressional honor. I don't need Agent Thompson's approval or the President's. I know my value, anyone else's opinion doesn't really matter.

Laurie: We're even wearing the same unisex cologne. "Both" by Bruce Jenner.

Evan: When I grow up I want my specialty to be homemade pickles. ------ Emery: That’s new for you. ------ Evan: I was gonna tell you. ------ Emery: No it’s fine. I guess I’ll just have to share a bunk bed with a total stranger. (walks off in a huff)

Rylan: Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden of assholes.

Reese: Finch, how do you know so much about getting marijuana?

Tony: If a dead dude's shed explodes in the woods and there's no one around to hear it, did it make a sound?

Jay: How'd you get in my phone? Does this mean that when we talked the other day, you knew I was in the can?

Toby: Happy, don't question Walter. Didn't you see the interview? He's better than us.

Wick: I'll have you know, I was a god at fluid dynamics. ------ Raven: You think you're a god at everything. ------ Wick: Empirical evidence doesn't lie.

Alex: Whatever it is that you and I are doing, it's over. I'm not doing your bidding anymore, so don't call me. Just keep doing your superficial charade in Larryland, because I don't want any part of it.

Rayna: Hey Pete. I'm not exactly sure what your problem is. Maybe the good Lord only gave you two inches. I don't know. But I'll tell you one thing. You ever try to contact my friend again or in any way mess with her, I will make it my mission to ruin you. And unlike you, I actually have the power to do it.

Leonard: I'm telling you, you can't create love in a few hours. Right? ----- Penny: Careful. You're poking at the whole foundation of The Bachelor.

Marcus: Marcus: Oh wow, first two writers, now three. This book is gonna be twice as good! ------ Felix: Well that math teacher screwed him in more ways than one. This book is gonna be twice as good! ------ Felix: Well that math teacher screwed him in more ways than one.

Ross P.: Oh, sure thing, you know. I'll just, I'll just step on out and get my cell phone a ring-a-ding-ding. Hold up, hold up. What's that? Oh, I'm still in prison? Oh. I'm still in prison.

Jake: There is no handbook! You're not the answer lady. Marriage is not a one size fits all deal. I don't know. You don't know. All I know is I am still, and screw me I probably always will be, in love with you!

Red: I used to have a teeming mane just like this.

Lem Kane: That's why I had to keep my secret. Can you imagine what that would mean to big oil or OPEC? ------ Archer: Well, there's no need to be racist. ------ Lana: How is the acronym for the organization of pertoleum exporting countries racist? ------ Archer: Oh, that's what it means?

George: Lights. Camera. Freak show.