Quotables from Week Ending March 26, 2015

Alex: You want to be a mess, be a mess. I don't care. I can take it.

Constance: Surrender, monsieur. ~~~ Vargas: You bring women to fight your battles? ~~~ Constance: Perhaps I bring men to fight mine. ~~~

Rachel: The sun is not the biggest nor the brightest star in the sky. It's just the closest. There are bigger, better, brighter stars. That's what I am. I will be the biggest star of them all.

Blaine: First rule of brain club, you don't talk about brain club.

Tony: Tim. How many times have you tried to contact Delilah in the last twelve hours? ~~~ McGee: Texts? Couple. All right, a dozen. But I only called six times. ~~~ Tony: What? ~~~ McGee: And left messages. ~~~ Tony: Honey. ~~~ McGee: I know. ~~~ Tony: I know you know but you're scaring her. That's not good. Women want the illusion of being chased. They don't want to actually be chased.

Zoe: Since when do you even care about this stuff? ~~~ Wade: Since I met you. ~~~ Lemon: Zoe, you have to admit that was pretty sweet. ~~~ Lavon: If you don't marry him, I will.

Reid: This is really good coffee, by the way. Coffee's a language in itself. ~~~ Loker: Who said that -- Dickens? ~~~ Reid: Jackie Chan

Diane: Aren't you having fun? You hunt deer. I hunt clients. ~~~ Kurt: But which head are we going to mount over the fireplace?

Kate Beckett: You texted Castle and not me? ~~~ Kevin Ryan: Well, when you have a crazy theory you don't call the voice of reason.

Regina: Oh please, I was torturing people back when you were still playing with puppies.

Sylvester: It's a box held up in the sky by a lawn mower blade. Pass.

Dean: How long since I've been to confession? Sam: Never. Dean: That's too long.

Platt: Hey chuckles. ~~~ Halstead: Detective chuckles if you don't mind.

Phil: [Singing] You are not the man you used to be. You get up four times at night to pee. Ba da dum da dum tat ta ta ta. You're super duper old now.

Ray: This isn't the first time he's been judge, jury and executioner. ~~~ Felicity: He hasn't killed anyone in nearly two years. ~~~ Ray: That really is not your best argument.

Glenn: We are them, Rick. We are now.

Reese: I'm a cop. I'm just reaching for my badge... Damn. She stole my badge.

Captain Cold: I like you kid. You're smart, you pulled yourself up from humble beginnings, you seem like a good brother. Cisco: You, too. Captain Cold: Debatable.

Chuck: You don't want to go off half-cocked. Jimmy: Full cock. Okay.

Norman: I think one of us has a problem, and I'm tired of the assumption being that it's me.

Russ: I start an investigation, Milt, because I'm a cop. We're cops. That's what cops do. I smell something funny, I don't shrug and walk away, I try to figure out who farted.

Balleseros: Last thing the world needs is a forever Amy.

Krieger: Maybe I didn't go to some fancy-pancy Ivy League med school, and maybe I didn't go to some other med school, even the one down in Grenada which was my fall-back but whatever, that doesn't give you the right to bully me! I have had it!

Angela: The impossible becomes reality all the time. Ideas, and memories, and love. You can't hold those things in your hands, but it doesn't mean that they don't exist. So, why not spirits? And why not Sweets? You don't have to believe. I get it. But you don't have to dismiss the possibility, either. No decent scientist would do that.

Liz: I don't take anything you say at face value.