Quotables from Week Ending March 26, 2015

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These are some of the most memorable quotes of the week ending March 26, 2015.

1. "You want to be a mess, be a mess." Grey's Anatomy

Alex: You want to be a mess, be a mess. I don't care. I can take it.

2. "Surrender, monsieur." The Musketeers

Constance: Surrender, monsieur. ~~~ Vargas: You bring women to fight your battles? ~~~ Constance: Perhaps I bring men to fight mine. ~~~

3. "I will be the biggest star of them all." Glee

Rachel: The sun is not the biggest nor the brightest star in the sky. It's just the closest. There are bigger, better, brighter stars. That's what I am. I will be the biggest star of them all.

4. "First rule of brain club, you don't talk about brain club." iZombie

Blaine: First rule of brain club, you don't talk about brain club.

5. "Honey." NCIS

Tony: Tim. How many times have you tried to contact Delilah in the last twelve hours? ~~~ McGee: Texts? Couple. All right, a dozen. But I only called six times. ~~~ Tony: What? ~~~ McGee: And left messages. ~~~ Tony: Honey. ~~~ McGee: I know. ~~~ Tony: I know you know but you're scaring her. That's not good. Women want the illusion of being chased. They don't want to actually be chased.

6. "If you don't marry him, I will." Hart of Dixie

Zoe: Since when do you even care about this stuff? ~~~ Wade: Since I met you. ~~~ Lemon: Zoe, you have to admit that was pretty sweet. ~~~ Lavon: If you don't marry him, I will.

7. "Jackie Chan." Criminal Minds

Reid: This is really good coffee, by the way. Coffee's a language in itself. ~~~ Loker: Who said that -- Dickens? ~~~ Reid: Jackie Chan

8. "But which head are we going to mount over the fireplace?" The Good Wife

Diane: Aren't you having fun? You hunt deer. I hunt clients. ~~~ Kurt: But which head are we going to mount over the fireplace?

9. "You texted Castle and not me?" Castle

Kate Beckett: You texted Castle and not me? ~~~ Kevin Ryan: Well, when you have a crazy theory you don't call the voice of reason.

10. "Oh please." Once Upon a Time

Regina: Oh please, I was torturing people back when you were still playing with puppies.

11. "Pass." Scorpion

Sylvester: It's a box held up in the sky by a lawn mower blade. Pass.

12. "How long since I've been to confession?" Supernatural

Dean: How long since I've been to confession? Sam: Never. Dean: That's too long.

13. "Hey chuckles." Chicago PD

Platt: Hey chuckles. ~~~ Halstead: Detective chuckles if you don't mind.

14. "You're super duper old now." Modern Family

Phil: [Singing] You are not the man you used to be. You get up four times at night to pee. Ba da dum da dum tat ta ta ta. You're super duper old now.

15. "That really is not your best argument." Arrow

Ray: This isn't the first time he's been judge, jury and executioner. ~~~ Felicity: He hasn't killed anyone in nearly two years. ~~~ Ray: That really is not your best argument.

16. "We are them, Rick. We are now." The Walking Dead

Glenn: We are them, Rick. We are now.

17. "I'm a cop." Person of Interest

Reese: I'm a cop. I'm just reaching for my badge... Damn. She stole my badge.

18. "Debatable." The Flash

Captain Cold: I like you kid. You're smart, you pulled yourself up from humble beginnings, you seem like a good brother. Cisco: You, too. Captain Cold: Debatable.

19. "You don't want to go off half-cocked." Better Call Saul

Chuck: You don't want to go off half-cocked. Jimmy: Full cock. Okay.

20. "I think one of us has a problem..." Bates Motel

Norman: I think one of us has a problem, and I'm tired of the assumption being that it's me.

21. "I start an investigation, Milt, because I'm a cop." Battle Creek

Russ: I start an investigation, Milt, because I'm a cop. We're cops. That's what cops do. I smell something funny, I don't shrug and walk away, I try to figure out who farted.

22. "The last thing the world needs is a forever Amy." Helix

Balleseros: Last thing the world needs is a forever Amy.

23. "Maybe I didn't go to some fancy-pancy Ivy League med school..." Archer

Krieger: Maybe I didn't go to some fancy-pancy Ivy League med school, and maybe I didn't go to some other med school, even the one down in Grenada which was my fall-back but whatever, that doesn't give you the right to bully me! I have had it!

24. "The impossible becomes reality all the time." Bones

Angela: The impossible becomes reality all the time. Ideas, and memories, and love. You can't hold those things in your hands, but it doesn't mean that they don't exist. So, why not spirits? And why not Sweets? You don't have to believe. I get it. But you don't have to dismiss the possibility, either. No decent scientist would do that.

25. "I don't take anything you say at face value." The Blacklist

Liz: I don't take anything you say at face value.

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