Holland Taylor

Holland Taylor is a veteran actress that has been appearing in stage, on television and in movies since the 60s.  Now Taylor is best known to the current generation for her iconic role as the Harper boys' mother on Two and a Half Men.

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Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it

Alan: What's wrong with him?
Berta: Classic case of va-jay-jay fever.
Alan: Colorfully put. I'm just surprised to see Charlie fall for it.
Berta: Sooner or later all men fall for it. How do you think I got my condo in Palm Springs?
Alan: You have a condo in Palm Springs?
Berta: No, figure of speech. Don't try to stop by.