Holland Taylor stars as Evelyn Harper, Charlie and Alan's mother on Two and a Half Men. Evelyn has been married countless times and is a successful real estate agent. She is extremely cold to her children, who genuinely seem to dislike her despite all the time they spend with her.
Judith: Don't you think you've had enough to drink at the magic show, Evelyn?
Evelyn: Excuse me, darling, but some of us deal with our boredom and depression the old-fashioned, non-prescription way
Charlie: I just want you to know that in my way I want you to be happy, and I love you.
Evelyn: Well, I guess I'll go pack.
Evelyn: Oh, I'm going home.
Charlie: In the middle of the night?
Evelyn: Charlie, you just said you loved me. You can only screw it up from here