Evelyn Harper
Played by: Holland TaylorBio
Holland Taylor stars as Evelyn Harper, Charlie and Alan's mother on Two and a Half Men. Evelyn has been married countless times and is a successful real estate agent. She is extremely cold to her children, who genuinely seem to dislike her despite all the time they spend with her.

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Evelyn: For god sake's walden, I'm old enough to be your mother. Assuming a teenage pregnancy, of course.






Lyndsey: There's not enough cranberry juice in the world to put out the fire between my legs.




May 24th, 2010 11:06 PM
Where has Evelyn Harper been?