Melanie Lynskey

Melanie Lynskey is a talented actress from New Zealand that made her first appearance in an American film with Ever After.  Since then Melanie was most recognized for her role as the crazy neighbor, Rose, on Two and a Half Men for four seasons and still ocassionally makes a guest appearance.  We miss her dearly on the show but are thrilled to see her back on the big screen and on her other shows.

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New Plymouth, New Zealand

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it

Alan: What's wrong with him?
Berta: Classic case of va-jay-jay fever.
Alan: Colorfully put. I'm just surprised to see Charlie fall for it.
Berta: Sooner or later all men fall for it. How do you think I got my condo in Palm Springs?
Alan: You have a condo in Palm Springs?
Berta: No, figure of speech. Don't try to stop by.