Melanie Lynskey stars as Rose on Two and a Half Men.  Rose is Charlie's neighbor and after a one time fling becomes his full fledged stalker.

Rose, despite her craziness, is actually quite intelligent and went to both Princeton and Stanford.  Rose moved away to London but still makes the occasional appearance.

Rose Quotes

Alan: Is that a leaf-blower?
Rose: That is not what they call it in Amsterdam.

...We're both like two lonely socks that want desperately to keep someone's feet warm, but we don't match up with any other socks. So all we can hope for is to be a dust mitten or a hand puppet


Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working out.