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Played by: Melanie Lynskey

Bio

Melanie Lynskey stars as Rose on Two and a Half Men.  Rose is Charlie's neighbor and after a one time fling becomes his full fledged stalker.

Rose, despite her craziness, is actually quite intelligent and went to both Princeton and Stanford.  Rose moved away to London but still makes the occasional appearance.

Melanie Lynskey as Rose

Rating: 10.0 / 10

Quotes

Rose: Hey, Charlie, got a minute? I'd like to talk to you privately.
Charlie: Now is not a good time, Rose.
Rose: Will you call me later?
Charlie: Sure.
Rose: Promise?
Charlie: Yeah.
Rose: Cross your heart and hope to die?
Charlie: Yes!
Rose: Stick a needle in your eye.
Charlie: Okay...
Rose: Boil in oil until you fry?
Charlie: Dear God, Rose, I will call you.
Rose: Tootles..
(Rose leaves)
Alan: You're not gonna call her, are you?
Charlie: Nah, I think I'm gonna go with the needle in the eye
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