Family Guy Quotes: "Hannah Banana"

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On the second of two new episodes of Family Guy during last night's live action special, Miley Cyrus came to Quahog and Stewie was willing to do whatever it took to see her.

While the episode, "Hannah Banana," didn't actually feature Miley Cyrus doing the voice (it was Candace Marie), they definitely has some fun at the teen star's expense. 

Stewie and Miley Cyrus

Family Guy made Cyrus out to be an android created by the Disney corporation that eventually went on a rampage against the city.  Not so different from the real Miley.

Meanwhile, Chris tried to prove to the family once and for all that the evil monkey in his closet was real.  Turns out the monkey was real... but not so evil.  He actually helped contribute many of the great Family Guy quotes from the half hour.  Just check out some of our favorites:

Brian: This is my friend Stewie. He's just a baby and he's your biggest fan. And he has cancer
Miley Cyrus: Oh my god, really?
Brian: Yeah he has a tumor in his head the size of a football.
Miley Cyrus: Yeah I think I can see it. | permalink
Chris: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. Thanks evil mon.... thanks monkey.
Monkey: I'd get up to hug you but sitting down is the only thing keeping the poop in. | permalink
Peter: Lois, could you tell Chris that I'm sorry that I ever planted the seed version of him in your vagina? | permalink
Brian [about robot Miley Cyrus]: You think she does other things like a real girl, if you reprogram her?
Stewie: Brian's that sick. She's 16
Brian: I'm 8
Stewie: You're right, I'll see what I can do | permalink
Monkey: Ms Cyrus, I ask you to stop what you're doing. I don't just mean this. I mean the show, the music, the movie, it's all just awful | permalink

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Family Guy Quotes

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)