Herbert is the creepy pedophile neighbor on Family Guy. He's always hitting on his favorite paper boy, Chris Griffin... and just about anyone else he can.
Mort: What kind of birdhouse can you build with popsicles, roofies, and a rubber mallet?
Herbert: It's for a rare African bird called "none your business."
Herbert: Well Jessie I guess we gotta find some other way to spend our evenings.
TV announcer: And now back to ESPN's exclusive coverage of the little league world series.
Herbert: Ohhh JACKPOT!