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Herbert
Herbert is the creepy pedophile neighbor on Family Guy. He's always hitting on his favorite paper boy, Chris Griffin... and just about anyone else he can.
Herbert Quotes
Mort: What kind of birdhouse can you build with popsicles, roofies, and a rubber mallet?
Herbert: It's for a rare African bird called "none your business."
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Herbert: Well Jessie I guess we gotta find some other way to spend our evenings.
TV announcer: And now back to ESPN's exclusive coverage of the little league world series.
Herbert: Ohhh JACKPOT!
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Family Guy Quotes
Aunt Margarite [on her video will]: Lois, you were always my favorite niece; I just knew you would find a wonderful man who would make all your dreams come true. But I was wrong.
Peter: And now you're dead. Score one for Peter
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But now that you mention it, your face looks like a used condom.
Quagmire
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