Running Away - Family Guy

Running Away - Family Guy

Stewie attempts to run away while Meg is babysitting and Peter and Lois attend a Red Sox fantasy baseball event on Family Guy.
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The Service Dog - Family Guy

The Service Dog - Family Guy

Brain isn't happy when he finds himself being forced into the role of Carter's seeing eye dog on Family Guy.
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Driving Instructor - Family Guy

Driving Instructor - Family Guy

Brian asks Stewie to be his driving instructor on Family Guy. "Carter and Tricia" is the eighth episode of the show's 15th season.
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Trip to India - Family Guy

Trip to India - Family Guy

Stewie and Brian plan their trip to India when Brian falls for a tech worker on the season finale of Family Guy.
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Brian Buys the Beer - Family Guy

Brian Buys the Beer - Family Guy

Brian is the only one able to buy alcohol when the legal drinking age is raised to 50 years old on Family Guy.
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Bonding with Brian - Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16

Bonding with Brian - Family Guy Season 13 Episode 16

Peter sits here with Brian in a scene from Family Guy. He looks pretty upset, doesn't he?
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Obedience School - Family Guy

Obedience School - Family Guy

Peter realizes that he liked Brian better before he sent him to obedience school on Family Guy. "Once Bitten" is the 15th episode of the show's 13th episode.
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Desperate Measures - Family Guy

Desperate Measures - Family Guy

When Stewie believes that Brian has lost interest in him, he takes desperate measures to save their relationship on Family Guy.
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The SATs - Family Guy

The SATs - Family Guy

Stewie wonders if Brian is really all that smart when he doesn't do well on the SATs on Family Guy.
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Back in Time - Family Guy

Back in Time - Family Guy

Brian and Stewie head to the time machine in order to help Chris pass his history exam on Family Guy, "Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure"
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Brian's New Career - Family Guy

Brian's New Career - Family Guy

Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path on Family Guy. "Brian the Closer" is the fourth episode of the show's 13th season.
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Brian and the Skunk

Brian and the Skunk

Brian has a run in with a skunk and gets banished from the house on Family Guy. "Meg Stinks!" is the 19th episode of the show's 12th season.
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Family Guy Quotes

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)