Chris Has a Date - Family Guy

Chris Has a Date - Family Guy

Chris goes on a date with Taylor Swift on Family Guy in "Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date."
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The Star Pitcher - Family Guy

The Star Pitcher - Family Guy

No one expects it when Chris becomes a star pitcher on the baseball team on Family Guy.
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Quagmire's Assistant - Family Guy

Quagmire's Assistant - Family Guy

Chris becomes Quagmire's assistant on the season premiere of Family Guy. "The Boys in the Band" is the first episode of the show's 15th season.
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A New Phone - Family Guy

A New Phone - Family Guy

Peter gets a new phone after he breaks his but when he gives his old one to Chris, it has unexpected consequences on Family Guy.
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Fixing Chris - Family Guy

Fixing Chris - Family Guy

Peter projects his own failures onto Chris and tries to fix him on Family Guy. "Peter, Chris & Brian" is the fifth episode of the show's 14th season.
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Brian and the Skunk

Brian and the Skunk

Brian has a run in with a skunk and gets banished from the house on Family Guy. "Meg Stinks!" is the 19th episode of the show's 12th season.
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Chris and Pam

Chris and Pam

Chris and Pam decide to run away when her father doesn't approve of them dating on Family Guy.
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Battling Bullies

Battling Bullies

Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school on Family Guy in "Secondhand Spoke"
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Keep It In the Family

Keep It In the Family

Peter goes to great lengths to keep inheritance money in the family on Family Guy.
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The Quahog Spin

The Quahog Spin

Jack and the Beanstalk takes on a Quahog spin on Family Guy. "Grimm Job" is the tenth episode of the show's 12th season.
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Off to Italy

Off to Italy

The Griffins head to Italy on Family Guy. "Boopa-dee Bappa-dee" is the fifth episode of the show's 12th season.
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Peter's Chip

Peter's Chip

Peter grows a second head out of his neck and calls it Chip on Family Guy. "Vestigial Peter" is the second episode of the show's 12th season.
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Family Guy Quotes

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)