A Recovering Squirrel - Family Guy

A Recovering Squirrel - Family Guy

Chris and Stewie try to help a squirrel recover on Family Guy. "Boys & Squirrels" is the third episode of the show's 19th season.
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Body Swapping - Family Guy

Body Swapping - Family Guy

Stewie invents a body swapping machine but things quickly go haywire when it malfunctions on Family Guy.
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Twin Babies - Family Guy

Twin Babies - Family Guy

Chris volunteers to take care of his girlfriend's twin babies when she is deported on Family Guy.
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Chris Has a Date - Family Guy

Chris Has a Date - Family Guy

Chris goes on a date with Taylor Swift on Family Guy in "Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date."
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The Star Pitcher - Family Guy

The Star Pitcher - Family Guy

No one expects it when Chris becomes a star pitcher on the baseball team on Family Guy.
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Quagmire's Assistant - Family Guy

Quagmire's Assistant - Family Guy

Chris becomes Quagmire's assistant on the season premiere of Family Guy. "The Boys in the Band" is the first episode of the show's 15th season.
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A New Phone - Family Guy

A New Phone - Family Guy

Peter gets a new phone after he breaks his but when he gives his old one to Chris, it has unexpected consequences on Family Guy.
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Fixing Chris - Family Guy

Fixing Chris - Family Guy

Peter projects his own failures onto Chris and tries to fix him on Family Guy. "Peter, Chris & Brian" is the fifth episode of the show's 14th season.
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Brian and the Skunk

Brian and the Skunk

Brian has a run in with a skunk and gets banished from the house on Family Guy. "Meg Stinks!" is the 19th episode of the show's 12th season.
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Chris and Pam

Chris and Pam

Chris and Pam decide to run away when her father doesn't approve of them dating on Family Guy.
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Battling Bullies

Battling Bullies

Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school on Family Guy in "Secondhand Spoke"
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Keep It In the Family

Keep It In the Family

Peter goes to great lengths to keep inheritance money in the family on Family Guy.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)

Brian: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie: Excuse me?
Meg: Brian, let's just go.
Brian: No, no, no, no, no. Now hang on... hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
(Connie cries and runs)