Joe Swanson Picture

Joe Swanson Picture

A picture of the handicapable cop, Joe Swanson, from Family Guy. Joe is friends and neighbors with the Griffin family.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracking Down Joe's Shooter

Tracking Down Joe's Shooter

Peter and Quagmire help Joe track down his shooter on Family Guy. "Joe's Revenge" is the fifth episode of the show's 11th season.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Guys in Jail

The Guys in Jail

Can Peter and company survive time in a southern jail? That's the basis for Family Guy's 12/4/11 episode.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Family Guy Premiere Scene

Family Guy Premiere Scene

You're looking at a scene from the season premiere of Family Guy. Peter wins the lottery during it.
Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Family Guy Goes British

Family Guy Goes British

The Family Guy goes British in this season 10 episode of the sitcom.
Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Quagmire, Peter and Joe

Quagmire, Peter and Joe

Quagmire, Peter and Joe are determined to help Quagmire's sister on the episode "Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q."
Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Evil Soap - Family Guy

Evil Soap - Family Guy

An evil bar of soap comes to haunt Peter and his friends on Family Guy. "Peternormal Activity"is fifth episode of the season.
Rating: Unrated
Solving the Crime - Family Guy

Solving the Crime - Family Guy

Peter helps Joe solve a crime and is then upset when he doesn't get any credit on Family Guy.
Rating: Unrated

Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off

Stewie