Joe Swanson Picture

Joe Swanson Picture

A picture of the handicapable cop, Joe Swanson, from Family Guy. Joe is friends and neighbors with the Griffin family.
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Family Guy Premiere Scene

Family Guy Premiere Scene

You're looking at a scene from the season premiere of Family Guy. Peter wins the lottery during it.
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Quagmire, Peter and Joe

Quagmire, Peter and Joe

Quagmire, Peter and Joe are determined to help Quagmire's sister on the episode "Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q."
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The Guys in Jail

The Guys in Jail

Can Peter and company survive time in a southern jail? That's the basis for Family Guy's 12/4/11 episode.
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Family Guy Goes British

Family Guy Goes British

The Family Guy goes British in this season 10 episode of the sitcom.
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Tracking Down Joe's Shooter

Tracking Down Joe's Shooter

Peter and Quagmire help Joe track down his shooter on Family Guy. "Joe's Revenge" is the fifth episode of the show's 11th season.
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Evil Soap - Family Guy

Evil Soap - Family Guy

An evil bar of soap comes to haunt Peter and his friends on Family Guy. "Peternormal Activity"is fifth episode of the season.
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Solving the Crime - Family Guy

Solving the Crime - Family Guy

Peter helps Joe solve a crime and is then upset when he doesn't get any credit on Family Guy.
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Family Guy Quotes

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)