The Airport Job - Family Guy

The Airport Job - Family Guy

Meg turns out to be the hottest and most popular employee when she takes a job at the airport on Family Guy, "Dr. C and the Women"
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Meg the Model - Family Guy

Meg the Model - Family Guy

Meg is thrilled when she is asked to model during a photo shoot in "This Little Piggy" on Family Guy.
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Meg and Peter

Meg and Peter

Meg and Peter getting along on Family Guy? Really, this is happening!
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Off to Italy

Off to Italy

The Griffins head to Italy on Family Guy. "Boopa-dee Bappa-dee" is the fifth episode of the show's 12th season.
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The Funeral Home Job

The Funeral Home Job

Meg takes an after-school job at a funeral home on Family Guy. "Save the Clam" is the 19th episode of the show's 11th season.
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Meg Likes Kent

Meg Likes Kent

Meg finally finds the nerve to ask out Kent on Family Guy. "Friends Without Benefits" is the seventh episode of the show's 11th season.
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Meg Is Kidnapped

Meg Is Kidnapped

Meg is kidnapped while in Paris on Family Guy. "Leggo My Meg-O" is the 20th episode of the show's tenth season.
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A Freaky Date

A Freaky Date

Best of luck here, Meg. With this character now 18 years old, Quagmire is ready to make his move.
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Family Guy Season Finale Scene

Family Guy Season Finale Scene

Family Guy returns to the intergalactic world on its eighth season finale. This is a scene from the episode.
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Obama on Family Guy

Obama on Family Guy

Hey, it's Barack Obama! The President came to town on an early 2011 Family Guy episode.
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A Family Guy Christmas

A Family Guy Christmas

The Griffins are seen opening presents in this still from "Road To The North Pole." The episode finds Brian and Stewie trekking to the North Pole.
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Meg Hides Luke

Meg Hides Luke

Meg hides her jailbird of a boyfriend, Luke (guest voice Chace Crawford) in her parents' house.
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Family Guy Quotes

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)