Driving Instructor - Family Guy

Driving Instructor - Family Guy

Brian asks Stewie to be his driving instructor on Family Guy. "Carter and Tricia" is the eighth episode of the show's 15th season.
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Trip to India - Family Guy

Trip to India - Family Guy

Stewie and Brian plan their trip to India when Brian falls for a tech worker on the season finale of Family Guy.
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Stewie Becomes a Star - Family Guy

Stewie Becomes a Star - Family Guy

Stewie becomes "The Peanut Butter Kid" when he is cast as the star of a peanut butter commercial on Family Guy.
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Desperate Measures - Family Guy

Desperate Measures - Family Guy

When Stewie believes that Brian has lost interest in him, he takes desperate measures to save their relationship on Family Guy.
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Back in Time - Family Guy

Back in Time - Family Guy

Brian and Stewie head to the time machine in order to help Chris pass his history exam on Family Guy, "Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure"
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Brian and the Skunk

Brian and the Skunk

Brian has a run in with a skunk and gets banished from the house on Family Guy. "Meg Stinks!" is the 19th episode of the show's 12th season.
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Battling Bullies

Battling Bullies

Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school on Family Guy in "Secondhand Spoke"
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Return of Brian

Return of Brian

Look who's back! Stewat resurrected his best friend Brian on the Christmas episode of Family Guy.
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Stewie's Confession

Stewie's Confession

Stewie figures out the meaning of confession on Family Guy. "Christmas Guy" is the eighth episode of the show's 12th season.
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Brian with Stewie

Brian with Stewie

Brian and Stewie are best friends on Family Guy. The series killed off the former on "Life of Brian."
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Back to Jamestown

Back to Jamestown

Brian and Stewie head back to 17th century Jamestown on Family Guy. "Life of Brian" is the sixth episode of the show's 12th season.
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Off to Italy

Off to Italy

The Griffins head to Italy on Family Guy. "Boopa-dee Bappa-dee" is the fifth episode of the show's 12th season.
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Family Guy Quotes

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)