Not According To Plan - Family Guy

Not According To Plan - Family Guy

When Stewie designs a “Terminator” Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, things don’t go according to plan on Family Guy.
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A Recovering Squirrel - Family Guy

A Recovering Squirrel - Family Guy

Chris and Stewie try to help a squirrel recover on Family Guy. "Boys & Squirrels" is the third episode of the show's 19th season.
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The Break-Up - Family Guy

The Break-Up - Family Guy

Stewie breaks-up with Rupert on Family Guy. "The Talented Mr. Stewie" is the second episode of the show's 19th season.
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A DNA Altering Machine - Family Guy

A DNA Altering Machine - Family Guy

A DNA altering machine turns Stewie into an actual baby on Family Guy. "Baby Stewie" is the 15th episode of the show's 18th season.
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Garbage Island - Family Guy

Garbage Island - Family Guy

Stewie travels to Garbage Island to try to find his cherished tricycle which Pete threw away on Family Guy.
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A Brian Robot - Family Guy

A Brian Robot - Family Guy

Stewie constructs a robot version of Brian on Family Guy. "Bri Robot" is the 12th episode of the show's 17th season.
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The Shrinking Machine

The Shrinking Machine

When Brian teases Stewie about being small, he creates a shrinking machine and shrinks them both on Family Guy.
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Stewie Makes a Friend - Family Guy

Stewie Makes a Friend - Family Guy

Stewie finally makes a friend his own age on Family Guy but is later devastated to discover he isn't invited to his birthday party.
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Body Swapping - Family Guy

Body Swapping - Family Guy

Stewie invents a body swapping machine but things quickly go haywire when it malfunctions on Family Guy.
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Victorian Era Detectives - Family Guy

Victorian Era Detectives - Family Guy

Stewie and Brian are Victorian era detectives working to solve a string of mysterious murders on Family Guy.
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Stewie Sees a Psychologist - Family Guy

Stewie Sees a Psychologist - Family Guy

Stewie is sent to see the school's child psychologist on Family Guy. "Send in Stewie, Please" is the 12th episode of the show's 16th season.
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Dog Show - Family Guy

Dog Show - Family Guy

Brian enteres a show dog competition with the hopes of winning and getting to breed with a dog named Ellie on Family Guy.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: Alright Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your walkie, I'll call you when I get up there.
Brian: Okay.
(Stewie walks away, is heard over the walkie-talkie)
Stewie: Brian, pick up. Over.
Brian: What?
Stewie: Brian, please say "over" when you are finished talking. Over.
Brian: (sighs) What? Over.
Stewie: Do you see the wire yet? Over.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Nooooo what? Over.
Brian: No. Over.
Stewie: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.
Brian: Wait, If you haven't started feeding it, why'd ya ask me if I could see it?
Stewie: Didn't copy that. Over.
Brian: I said why did ya ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it. Over.
Stewie: Oh that's better, I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.
Brian: You know, you're a jackass. For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what Brian? Over.
Brian: I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.
Stewie: When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.
Brian: That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.
Brian: My sentence is- wait a minute. I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?
Stewie: Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.
(the wire descends through the wall)
Brian: Oh, I see the wire.
Stewie: You see the wire what? Over.
Brian: Over! (yanks on the wire, pulling Stewie down with it)

Brian: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie: Excuse me?
Meg: Brian, let's just go.
Brian: No, no, no, no, no. Now hang on... hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
(Connie cries and runs)