Macy: You went out with this girl for how long? Jordan: Too long. Macy: How did you not know you deserve better? Jordan: Ah, water off a duck's back. Macy: Water off a duck's back? Don't you ever get angry? Jordan: Only when people sucker punch me in the nose when I'm giving them boxing lessons. Macy: Well, that was one time.
Abby: I'd be delighted to help with your ancient demon translation, dear Harold. But first a drink. You must try this whiskey. Very rare. Picked it up at a charity auction. Harry: "Dear Harold," "delighted to help," "charity auction"? Who are you? And what have you done with Abigael the Abonimable? Abby: She's turning over a new leaf.