Driving Instructor - Family Guy

Driving Instructor - Family Guy

Brian asks Stewie to be his driving instructor on Family Guy. "Carter and Tricia" is the eighth episode of the show's 15th season.
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Three Classic Novels - Family Guy

Three Classic Novels - Family Guy

The cast reenacts three classic novels on the Family Guy episode "High School English."
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Meg Hides Luke

Meg Hides Luke

Meg hides her jailbird of a boyfriend, Luke (guest voice Chace Crawford) in her parents' house.
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O.J. on Family Guy

O.J. on Family Guy

O.J. Simpson on Family Guy. Enough said.
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Meg and Luke

Meg and Luke

Meg visits her boyfriend, Luke (guest voice Chace Crawford) at prison.
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3 and a Half

3 and a Half

Ocean's 3.5? We'll buy it.
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Peter the Star

Peter the Star

Would you watch a kids program that stars Peter? We would, too.
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With Bill Maher

With Bill Maher

Yes, that's Bill Maher and that's Arianna Huffington. And that's Brian, appearing as a guest on the former's show.
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Lois' Birthday

Lois' Birthday

Lois has a mid-life crisis triggered by her latest birthday on Family Guy. "Lois Comes Out of Her Shell" is the sixth episode of the show's 11th season.
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Brian Travels Back in Time

Brian Travels Back in Time

Brian travels back in time to save Stewie on the 200th episode of Family Guy. "Yug Ylimaf; 200 Episodes Later" is the fourth episode of the show's 11th season.
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An Evil Bar of Soap - Family Guy

An Evil Bar of Soap - Family Guy

An asylum, a murder and an evil bar of soap all appear on "Peternormal Activity" the season premiere of Family Guy.
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Keep It In the Family

Keep It In the Family

Peter goes to great lengths to keep inheritance money in the family on Family Guy.
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Family Guy Quotes

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)